My morning routine.

I have a conversation with the desktop background on my work computer everyday. It goes something like this:

Me: Hello, Frog. You are looking mighty satisfied today.
Frog: ...
Me: Yes. Yes, you do look satisfied.
Frog: ...
Me: You are a very satisfied frog. Yes.
Frog: ...

Satisfied Frog.

Thank you, National Geographic. You bring me eternal satisfaction.

A new addition to the family.

My husband built a computer last week. We named him Optimus:

Optimus.

As in Optimus Prime of Transformers:

Optimus Prime.

The History of the Tambourine.

I'm the funniest person I know. I regularly start laughing at awkward times leaving the rest of the room to ponder my deep thoughts. When I do share, my jokes usually fall on deaf ears, but I think they're great. My one-liners are best, especially when paired with a picture, which is why I have decided to catch up with the blogging people.

Blogs to me have always been boring "here's what I did today!"-type ramblings or complainings about life. My recent reading of a couple blogs (Meg's Award Winning Blog and Daddy Likey in particular) have led to my discovery of a new type of blogging: fun.

I intend for this to be about the things in life I find funny and the occasional "look what I did!" brag. I will not tell the world about every aspect of my life and I will not complain.

Do enjoy.

I will.