My morning routine.

I have a conversation with the desktop background on my work computer everyday. It goes something like this:

Me: Hello, Frog. You are looking mighty satisfied today.
Frog: ...
Me: Yes. Yes, you do look satisfied.
Frog: ...
Me: You are a very satisfied frog. Yes.
Frog: ...

Satisfied Frog.

Thank you, National Geographic. You bring me eternal satisfaction.